Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Signs of Aging

The wife said to her husband: "what're ya goin' to do today?"
The husband replied: "nuthin".
The wife says, "That's what ya did yesterday".
The husband replied: " I wasn't finished yet"

Nowadays, if I go somewhere and need assistance from people instead of saying, "Mr. or Mrs", I say, "Young man or young lady".

When I go to church and it's crowded, some members of the congregation offer me their seat.

Men and WOMEN sometimes open doors for me

As soon as a teenager calls me, "old man", they're going to get decked.

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