We Got S*$#&@d

Well, a tentative agreement has been reached on the pork bill and I got half of the traitors right; Susan Collins of Maine and Arlen Specter from Pennsylvania. Specter announced at a press conference, "I did this to save America. Don't think of it as having anything to do with my nose being sutured to Obama's butt even though it is. I just wanted to screw the American people because I'm retiring in two years and I really don't give a crap about any you". He further went on to extol the virtues of his retirement plan which gives him $15,000 a month, forever. He can also continue visiting his doctors for free due to our funding of his health care. I could print off all of his congressional bennies but we'd have to cut down a giant Redwood to provide the pulp. (I made up the part about suturing his nose but, so what.) You think I'm kidding about perks? Try googling "congressional perks" and see what shows up. It's longer than the Bible.
Have you ever doubled over with laughter? You'll find yourself in the same position when vomiting: When I went to bed last night the total package on the bill, according to Drudge, was $780 billion and when I plugged in my computer friend this morning it had pole vaulted to $818 billion. If you check my most recent post, you'll find that that's the exact number given by the House last week. Along with Specter's 'purchased' vote,(Wasn't S.P.E.C.T.E.R. an evil group of extortionists from the James Bond movies?) Susan"I hate America" Collins(R) from Maine ,prostituted herself to Harry Reid, too. Harry, upon hearing the news about Collins is reported to said, "I'm 68-years old. There isn't enough Cialis in the world". Collins was heartbroken but instead of allowing herself to be screwed by just one guy realized she could screw 300 million instantly thereby setting a Guinness World record.
Next up on the Obama agenda: The Fairness Doctrine as brought to us by Debbie Stabenow, (D) Michigan. She's the leader, so far, in this movement. Her husband has lost millions in purchasing progressive radio stations, Air America, being one of them. He also lost $150.00 when he was arrested in Troy, Michigan for hiring a 19-year old prostitute for his personal pleasure. The girl did 90 days in the hoosegow. Debbie's hubby walked. Finally, look for massive propgaganda to come out of the MSM on the Global Warming hoax or, 'How Quickly Can We Add Trillions To A Tax Scheme On You"?