Does it seem there are more and more stories coming out of Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran and most all Islamic countries dealing with stonings? Yesterday, in Afghanistan, a 28-year old man and 23 year old women were stoned to death by members of the Taliban in one of their stronghold cities. One hundred people took part in the killings. Granted, the man was married and the women engaged but death by stoning? C'mon, this love lust happens all the time in Hollywood and the stars and starlets love the insurgents as if they actually know anything about them.
I have a question. With all the stoning going on do you see an opportunity to make a buck or two? Due to the great demand for stones some guy named Abdul could open up a stone store. He could stock it with various sized rocks to be sold based on the degree of infidelity involved. If it isn't adultery there are other commandants being broken under sharia law that would require sharp stones, round stones and different weights of stones to inflict harm. Pebbles could be tossed for blinking on a sidewalk. Want to get it over quickly? Then drop a boulder the size of the Empire State Building. Want to add spice and sell stones coming in various colors? For obvious reasons the color red would be terrific.
I think I've just solved the mid-east unemployment problem. Kudos to me.
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