Things I Trust More Than CNN

"Nigerian emails."

"Harvey Weinstein's casting couch."

"Casey Anthony babysitting my kids."

"Meeting Matt Lauer in his office, alone."

"Steve Harvey announcing the beauty contest winner."

"Breastmilk from Caitlyn Jenner."

"Bernie Sanders with my tax money."

"Bill Clinton with my intern."

"Bill Cosby with my drink."

"Bowe Bergdahl to have my back."

"Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car."

"Michelle Obama's school lunches."

"Parenting advice from Alec Baldwin."

"Colin Kaepernick on 3rd & 1."

"Barack Obama's birth certificate."

"Rides home from Ted Kennedy."

"Legal advice from Ana Navarro."

"The Onion."

"Brian Williams."

From Don Surber@DonSurber.com