Dumb Laws For The State Of Ohio

I was at the DMV in Hilliard, Ohio this morning and saw a poster reading: It is illegal to fish for whales in Ohio on Sunday. This was perplexing considering the only body of water of any size in Ohio is Lake Erie, a freshwater lake.

Every state has nincompoop laws. How do I know? It's because politicians come up with and pass them and who is more stupid than a politician?. Regardless, I've come up with a number really ridiculous laws for different communities in Ohio. I'm certain your state, too, has the equivalent unless you don't have politicians.

Ohio State Laws

    * In Ohio, 
    * Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
    * It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
    * It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
    * The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
    * It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
    * No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
    * It is illegal to spit on another passenger while riding a city bus

City Laws
Akron
 * It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.   * No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.

Bexley
  * Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouse.

Cleveland
   * Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
    * It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!

Clinton
 * Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.

Columbus
 * It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

Ironton
    * Cross-dressing is against the law.

Marion
 * You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

McDonald
 * Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.

North Canton
* It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.

Oxford
* It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

Paulding
* A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

Strongsville
    * Catch 22 is banned.

Toledo
* Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.


Youngstown
 * You may not run out of gas.
    * Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.

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