Folks, I'm scared. In today's mail was a notice from my health carrier, UnitedHealthcare. It explained that my meds could now be delivered directly to my home.
The notice went on to give me a toll free number in the event I had questions. This notice covered three paragraphs. So far so good.
Now for the good stuff. The rest of the letter game the same directions in Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Tagalog(whatever the hell that is), Russian, Haitian Creole, French, Polish, Portuguese, Italian, German, Hmong, Khmer, LLocano(again, whatever the hell that is), Najavo and Somali.
What, no Pig Latin? What about Polynesian? Isn't that a language?
Death can't come soon enough.
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