President Apologizes To The World For The United States------Again

The President spoke before the world at the UN today. Such a momentous event called for a quote to be remembered for the ages: "We recognize our role in causing the problem of global warming". I didn't know we were the main culprits for a problem which isn't. Now I must  to hit the church confessional and beg forgiveness for my transgressions committed against mankind for which nothing has happened. You know understand why I'm a basket case.