Thursday, September 25, 2014

What Not To Do On A Commercial Airliner

Los Angeles from Boston had to make an unscheduled landing on Monday morning after a Bay Area passenger was caught masturbating mid-flight, according to an Omaha Police Department report.
The Federal Aviation Administration said the early landing at Eppley Airfield was due to a "medical emergency," but that contradicts official documents obtained by NBC Bay Area.
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-California/2014/09/24/Masturbating-Bay-Area-Man-Causes-Virgin-Flight-Diversion

Didn't his mother ever tell him jumping the monkey causes warts?

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