A Fairy Tale For Men

Once upon a time, a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

“Will you marry me?”

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles

and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women

and hunted and fished and went to gun shows and Topless bars

and dated ladies half his age 

and drank whiskey, beer and wine

and never heard any bitching 

and never paid child support or alimony

and dated cheerleaders

and got to keep his house and guns

and ate spam and potato chips and beans

and blew enormous farts

and had lots of horses and dogs

and all his friends and family thought

he was cool as hell 

and had plenty of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up.

The End!!!