"Move Over Greece, We're Coming"

One-Fifth of all Americans are now on the government dole. Liberals should be proud. Hell, my dad would have been overjoyed. "Free stuff", he would have said. My big question is life is, how did I turn out the way I did; personal responsibility and all that jazz? Dating back to the days of 1980 with three children under six, living on a salary of eight thousand dollars, the days of powdered milk and macaroni and cheese, Lizzie and I refused any government assistance. Furthermore, I don't think we gave it a thought. Greece is burning down in case you haven't noticed and the liberals keep singing "Oh do dah dey".