What About Flatulence

A town in California is proposing to ban smoking outside, even for residents lighting up on their own property.
Smoking is already banned indoors in public places in most of the country, and in California it is illegal to smoke in parks and playgrounds too.
The town of Rocklin, near Sacramento, could take the draconian regulations further by extending them to private property as well.

So, I gave this a thought. What if the city fathers enacted a law saying it was illegal to let go with a fire bomb; anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Flatulence, if you will. After all, we are talking California.