The very first item of business when a writer gets up in the morning is to check his messages. Big Ol' Buff had one for me this morning and it was too good not to share. As you'll recall he's my stock broker, fishing guru and best friend out of NE Oklahoma. It made me laugh and that's a wonderful way to start the day. Enjoy.
"STARTED OUT THE DAY WITH A LEAK WHERE I SIT MY ASS......................THEN WATCHED A FELLER KICK ASS IN A BASS FISHING CONTEST.......................GOT TO MY TRUCK AND SOME ASS TOOK A BUNCH FROM IT DURING THE NIGHT..........................WENT TO WAL MART AND SAW PLENTY OF LARGE ASSES....................BOUGHT A BIG ASS BATTERY AND A BIG ASS POWER WASHER ....................THEN WATCHED AN ASS WIN THE MEMORIAL.......................NOW WATCHIN PLENTY OF ASS WITH THE MISS USA ASS PAGEANT..................................BEEN ON AN ASS KICK ALL DAY .............................BUT NO ASS TONIGHT BECAZ I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THE CHANCE ON FIXIN THE ASS CHAIR....................AND TOMORROW WILL LOSE MY ASS TO DA PLUMBER.....................DON'T KNOW IF I ENJOY THESE ASS DAYS OR NOT ANY MORE...................USED TO GET PLENTY OF ASS IN DIFFERENT WAYS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER......................................THINK I'LL TAKE MY BIG ASS TO BED...............................
IF YA USE ANY OF THAT FOR YO BLOG......................I GET TO HAVE THE FUN ASS PAY.............................."
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