Tuesday, May 17, 2016

What Came First: The Chicken, The Egg Or Transgendered Cave Men

One last mention about transgendered bathrooms then it's on to bigger and better things like the Chicago Cubs.

Long, long before the current administration threw it's full weight behind suing company owners for refusing to make wedding cakes for gays there are aspects of this subject we should consider. What came first, gays or the wedding cake?

How long have transgendered folks been around? I'm no authority on the subject so I'll speculate it dates back to prehistoric man. Let's say a guy was crawling around on all fours around 2 million B.C.
He has an inferiority complex and doesn't understand what it takes to be a male. He likes to be dominated.

What's there left to do but pine for his own? So he does. He shaves his body, rubs some mud under his eyes creating a sexy liner and places a frond across his shoulder to provide the come hither look.

Do you think, as long as we've had communal bathrooms, guys dressing up as women and relieving themselves in the female commode didn't occur? If you say "Yes" then reconsider. Some guys have been craving to be girls since the advent of the dress, a wig and make-up. And do you know why? It's because they're friggin' weirdo's, that's why.  And when they did go into a female bathroom nobody noticed because they didn't want to look like real men.

The last time I checked the rooms listed as 'Lassie' on the front door didn't have urinals so the guy in a pantsuit is required to go into a stall and shut the door. If they don't and another female sees them they'll get the stink eye.

If they do the ultimate in one of these rooms(show off their manhood) chances are close to 99% he/she will be found out and subsequently thrashed by a barrage raging knuckles and rightly so.

On the other hand, if a female dresses as a guy and enters a restroom with 'Lads' on the door and exposes herself I can't imagine any 'normal' guy not running out into the hallway and shouting, "Hey, you guys, hurry up and get in here. This is so cool and kinky". It'd be the fantastic bar for months on end.

So, there you have it. Pshaw to transgendered bathrooms. They are nothing more than a political issue from our leader to divert attention away from his failed action in foreign policy, domestic policy and the economy.

What came first, a liberal, a loser, a transgendered, an egg or the chicken? Or, are they one in the same?

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