Friday, March 8, 2019

This 'N That From Dublin Ohio

There's a whole of ridiculous minutia going on so here ya' go.

The The Medical Journal of Australia published a study from James Bond movies. In them he consumes, on average, four drinks per film. This group has determined he is an alcoholic.

On average, the average American commits three crimes daily. And you thought you were as pure as the driven snow.

On this same subject the State of Ohio passed a law which went into effect March 1, 2019. It says any driver using a cell phone or texting is subject to a fine of $150. Here's what I say about how drivers will react: "For Ye but not for Me".

I've hears a rumor Planet Fitness offers membership at $10 monthly. If I join as I did the Dublin Rec Center let's hope I do more than drive by in the morning and count that as my daily exercise.

Why is Chelsea Manning still referred to as a woman? He has an Adams Apple and that thing below the equator.

Charley was jumping around like a child at Christmas last evening. The Queen brought home some new toys for him: a chew rope and stuffed toy. Dogs are so very, very easy to please.

Is it possible to buy two pair of glasses frames, one for bifocals and the other for transitional and break them both within a week? Yes, it is.

My home state of Iowa has given the go ahead for people to transition to whatever and it will be paid by Medicaid. No mention was made if they change their minds after the change. Oh, you know what I mean.

The word on the street is Jussie Smollett has been indicted on 16 felony charges. Is that all they could come up with?

I was listening to our local radio show yesterday. They had a reporter on from Alabama telling about Trump's visit to the tornado stricken area. The newscaster stated, "The President came down to visit to talk to some of those who had lost their lives".

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