Major League Baseball has instituted new player rules for when the game finally begins. Number one on the list is 'no spitting'. This will destroy the personna of the game since the Cincinnati Red Stockings took the field in 1869.
No spitting is like not having pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving. It's a part of the game. Well, I've come up with an idea. Why not have miniature spitoons the players can wear in their back pockets?
It's an easy fix and the inventor will make millions.
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