Friday, July 17, 2020

I Hate When This Happens

Charlie was in his sleeping bed in the back seat of my car as i drove to Giant Eagle grocery store today. And then it happened. I sneezed. At that instant I knew it would be continuous. Can you relate?

I'll start sneezing and it's like a machine gun during WWi. i goes one and on with no cessation. I'll sneeze five time ten swear like a longshoreman. "Dammit, stop" But it continues. Finally. after thirty or so blasts I'll remember what i was once told. Squeeze the end of your nose and pinch. It works.
Too bad I don't think of this on the first sneeze.

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