Condoms

From BigFurHat:
That’s right. It’s sheer condomonium in a Massachusetts town that has decided to give away free condoms in school. Not shocked? Did I mention that I’m talking about elementary school? Even first graders are eligible.

Yep. Kids can go to their school nurse and ask for a condom and they will dispense them, no questions asked, and it will be confidential. One school official is openly complaining about this new policy. A sane man surrounded by insanity, right? Wrong. He thinks the policy is too uptight. He doesn’t think it’s right that kids have to request the condoms. That’s not discreet enough.

The Massachusetts town is Provincetown. Figgers. I vacationed in Provincetown one summer. I had to cut it short. I was starting to sashay.