WARNING: If you hate football and college football in particular stop reading now. Yesterday was college football signing day. It's a big deal especially for those young men who should view themselves as prize cattle on the auction block. College recruiter's and coaches make fools of themselves flying around the country to secure the services of 18 year olds to 'come play football for dear old' whatever. They promise their mother's they'll get a quality education at their school and will make sure they play square and obey the law of the pack. What a bunch of hooey. Of course, come next year I'll be following the Cyclones and Hawkeyes hoping against hope that we kick some serious Buckeye butt so this qualifies me for the 'Dumb and Dumber' award.
At any rate, the young man pictured here has to be one of those not so stellar Einsteins' when it comes to brain power. His name is Cassanova McKinzey. That, in itself, should be enough to make even a coach in danger of losing his job to back off but that's not the entire story. Young McKinzey spurned a full ride scholarship from Clemson and signed with the University of Auburn because-------------------Auburn had a Chick Fil A restaurant close to campus. Had McKinzey done his homework, something he most likely won't do beginning next September, he would have known that Clemson had a Chick Fil A on campus. Good God, here comes another democrat!
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