Much Needed Election Levity

From  my Minnizona correspondent:

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.

A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives
during this political campaign, we should always finish things that we
start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around
my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a 1/3 fill
bodle of Weld Torkey, sum Bayleys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of
Waliuminun scriptins, an a bxo a choclutz...

Yuz haz kno idr how fablus I'm feeeel rite now!....

Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner peas. An telum u luvum.