Obama Became A Southerner Yesterday

He, Obana, started off by talking about how much he "loves me some North Carolina." 

Well, bless his pea-picking heart. 

The president tossed out the word "holler" and then said it was time to get down to "bidness." Not business, but "bidness", while referring to himself and his supposed legacy over two hundred times.

The White House seems to think all of us Southerners walk around talking like Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard.

To add credence to his arguments Barack insisted all Republican supporters were in sympathy with the KKK. Funny, isn't it. Whenever it comes to crunch time the Democrats who have always been the segregationists keep falling back on this lie. Al Gore's daddy was one of the final Rebs to be exposed. Bubba Clinton's mentor, J. William Fulbright, an Arkansas segregationist supreme was Billy Boy's hero.

Let's not forget the infamous Robert KKK Byrd, D-West Virginia)who in one of his last TV interviews with the late Tony Snow kept referring to 'White niggers'. Hillary claimed Byrd was one of her mentors. 

Hillary Clinton is just as bad when it comes to being a faux southerner.- she can turn on that Arkansas twang at the drop of a cast iron skillet. The truth is she considers southerners to be goobers of the highest order and nowhere near her lifestyle status; that of being a pompous ass.

The other day Miss Hillary tried to prove her Southern street cred by dropping by a soul food restaurant. Folks, she wouldn't know the difference between field peas and fat back.

It's even worse when they commandeer church pulpits and invoke their fake "preacher voice."(Hillary-"I ain't no ways tired") I'm just waiting for Miss Hillary to do back flips down the center aisle in her Sunday-best pant suit while a church choir sings a spirited worship tune (apologies to the Blues Brothers)

Co-shared commentary by Todd Starnes & MJ Hawkeye