"Please, Don't Poop In The Showers"

A university has told its students to stop defecating in the showers and dustbins, blaming the problem on the “multi-cultural population”.

Students at the University of Strathclyde were warned over their inappropriate toilet habits, and told that that although “different countries have different practices”, they should be aware that “here in the UK the accepted practise is the use only the WC”.

The email, sent by the operations management team at the university's Technology and Innovation Centre on Thursday, raised concerns following complaints from cleaners at the state-of-the-art facility.

What are the chances these people aren't Muslims?

UK Telegraph