This 'N That From Dublintown Ohio

Have you noticed lately my blog has included nothing but reprints and cartoons? Care to know why" It's because I'm brain dead, that's why. There are fifty or so moths flying around and banking off the inside of my cranium screaming, "Get me outta here".

Regardless, I have some 'did ya' know' items and other nonsense-----if I work at it.

I find one aspect of Fox News extremely irritating. Every female contributor from news people to doctors look like they were in a Miss World Contest. Bill Clinton didn't do this. He hired Jocelyn Elders as his surgeon general. Pigs squealed in agony when they the saw her.



He was forced to fire her when she suggested masturbation would alleviate anxiety problems. Bill-masturbation-hummer-fired-joke

Most of you know The Queen and I have a lake home in northern Minnesota; three hours due north of the Twin Cities. The area is composed of lakes and cabins and the economy is fueled by visitors. Not this summer. The governor has shut down the state until Thanksgiving. That means no school, no vacations, no fishing, no nuthin'. Some of you, the intelligent ones might ask, why. The answer is the government has been looking at THE MODELS which tells them another viral season is on the way. Here's the deal. Our home 'UP North' is in Cass County. To date not one person has died of Coronavirus-. I pity the businessmen who rely on us, the people, for their livlihood.

I found this interesting. Polls, if you believe them, say Democrats worry about the virus more than Republicans by a margin of 44% to 31%. There's an explanation for this. Republicans are more fun.

This won't mean much to you but it does me. I gave up golf four years ago but decided to get back in the game because I don't have that many breaths left in my lungs, Today, at the range, I felt I found the old magic. I was overjoyed. Of course, the proof is in the proverbial pudding. It's said the longest walk in golf is from the driving range to the first tee, Fingers and toes are crossed with Holy Water sprinkled on top.

Taylor Cole was on back to back movies on the Hallmark Channel today. She has replaced Shania as my fantasy girl. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'.

I screwed up two nights ago. Her Majesty asked me to buy chocolate chips at Kroger, Hunger pangs overcame me last night and I dipped into the bag; really dipped into the bag, This morning I heard a angered shout, "MJ Hawkeye". I knew immediately. I mean, we're talking lousy chocolate chips. I told her to lighten up and I jumped in the car and went to Kroger, They were completely out of morsels. This led me to believe there are going to be a number of fat slobs in Dublin in the near future.

I told you there wasn't much going on.