Congratulations President Elect Biden

 With that said, I’m going to need some help from any Democrat Liberals

1. Can I borrow the #NotMyPresident hashtag or is that reserved for Trump?

2. Do I have to accept the election results or can I cry for four years claiming election interference?

3. Am I entitled to see Biden’s tax returns to learn how his income jumped dramatically in one year?

4. Am I allowed to trash anything that says Biden without repercussion because I’m just expressing myself?

5. Is there a sign-up somewhere for riots or do organizers call me or how does that work since I didn’t get my way?

6. And, are businesses targeted because they supported Biden, or do I just pick a business that has something I want to take home?

7. Were the thousands of businesses that boarded up for fear of riots for conservatives or liberals?  If they were for conservatives, did I miss the riots already???

8. Where are the safe spaces at?   Is there a map or something?  I may need to go cry for a little while (because of how stupid our country has become)

9. Does all the free stuff your party has promised just come, or do I have to quit my job first?

10. What is the address you guys have been sending all that extra tax money too since you think people aren’t paying enough in taxes?  I’m sure you have been voluntarily sending in more than required....

11. When my 401K crashes, will the President make up for that in give-a-ways or am I just screwed?

12. Since Socialism is what you just voted in, if my neighbor has something I want do I just take it or do I have to let him know I’m taking it?

13. When gas gets unaffordable, is there a EBT card for that?

14. I have seen the gatherings of conservatives protesting the election results, but something is wrong, nothing is getting destroyed.   Did you guys go to a class for that or could you provide some pointers on how to do it right please?

15. The conservative gatherings were dubbed super spreader events yet the protests, and now election gatherings by liberals are not.   Did you guys secretly come out with the vaccine?

16. Funny how CDC has come up with a vaccine soon after you were pronounced the president elect. Can you and all your family and colleagues take it first to ensure it works. 

17. So now you are President elect is every death now on you, or is Trump responsibility just at your convenience?

18.  Is it ok to file impeachment proceedings against you.

19. Do you have the same tendencies as your proposed Secretary of Transportation?

20.   Did your vice president perform for you as she  rose to the top of California politics and the top of the .....?

21.  Is it OK if we continue to shoot policemen?

22.  Which of the executive orders of Trump will Kamela tell you to recall.

23.  Have you selected a"rest home" yet?

24.  Is your will up to date?

I’m sorry for all the questions, this is all new to me.  I want to make sure I get it right!