The Will Rogers Of The U.S. Senate

 Sen. John Kennedy(La-R) is a classic. If you have the opportunity to watch him in an interview don't pass him up. He comes up with some dandy's. 

"It is like a frog calling you ugly"

 This election in Ga will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby! 😠

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the "well intended arugula and tofu crowd."

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can't figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal."

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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It's as dead as four o'clock

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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Always Follow your heart.....but take your brains with you

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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The short answer is 'No.' The long answer is 'Hell No.' 😛

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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It must suck to be that dumb

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell. :)

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth! 😂 (Must be talking about Pelosi)

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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You can get a goat to climb tree, but you'd be better off hiring a squirrel.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

1.This has been going on since moby dick was a minnow

2.Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant

Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots, Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) says as government shutdown loiots

It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat.

Dumb enough for twins

This is why aliens won't talk to us .

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit. 😂😎😛

Chuck (Schumer) just moo's and follows (Nancy) Pelosi into the cow chute.

what planet did you parachute in from

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, "She can strut sitting down!"