"Hef who", you say? Well, it's Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy enterprises. In an interview, published on Fox News, the octogenarian(84 years old) stated that man should not be by himself. The lovely bride to be is Crystal Harris, Playboy bunny from December 2009. Miss Crystal is 24. So what's sixty years difference in ages? Why, just imagine all that Hughie can show and tell Ms. Harris about the olden days. He was alive when condoms were made of bark. The Model T was in it's second decade and movie pictures were still silent. The Great Depression hadn't yet begun but for the bride to be that phrase might have an entire new meaning brought on my Hef's inability to perform. If ya' know what I mean.
Maybe they'll just be good friends.
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