Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Birds Are Dying! The Birds Are Dying!

Didn't Alfred Hitchcock die years ago? How come we've had two incidents of birds dropping from the skies in the past week? First, starlings in Arkansas did the dead dive bomb sky then yesterday another 3,000 of the birds met their eternal nest in Louisiana.

Personally, I think it's a warning from ancient Mayan spirits letting us know the world is coming to an end in 2012. My neighbor thinks it has to do with aliens preparing for a take over of our planet.

Surely, the demise of all these birds couldn't be scientific in nature. Most anyone would be utterly stupid to think it had anything to do with cooler weather conditions in the upper atmosphere or some such thing. I mean, starlings! If it was an alien they'd go after something significant, maybe a North American bald eagle. That'd be an attention grabber.

Would you care to know what I think? I think it was a cryin' shame Suzanne Pleshette had to die in, 'The Birds'. She was a cutie!

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