Customer: Arrived at US Postal Office in Dublin, Ohio @ 2 pm EST on Friday Jan. 7, 2011.
Customer: now being waited upon @ 2:25 EST(it was a long line)
Customer: "I would like to overnight this envelope to Boone, Iowa, please".
Postal Worker: "That will be $19.75"
Customer: "That's great. And it will be there tomorrow morning"!
Postal Worker: "No, we don't deliver to that community in Iowa overnight. It will be there on Monday".
Customer: "But I'm paying overnight prices. Why would I pay $19.75 when it's not overnight"?
Postal Worker: "Well, to make certain it gets there on Monday"
Customer: "I could put a 44 cent stamp on the envelope and chances are good it'd be there on Monday".
Postal Worker: "Maybe"
Customer: "Is there a better way to ship and not pay $19.75"?
Postal Worker: "$5.50 might do it".
Customer: "I don't like the word 'might'"
Postal Worker: "You'll have to make up your mind".
Customer: "So, it'll be in Boone, Iowa on Monday morning."
Postal Worker: "No. It's confirmation is around 4 pm CST"
Customer: "I could get in my car, start driving, and be there by midnight".
Postal Worker: "Whatever"!
Customer: "Would you give me my twenty-five cents in change, please"?
Customer: "What a dunce. Why didn't I got to FedEx"?
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