Monday, August 8, 2011

The Emperors (Non)Inspirational Speech

•Chicago Jesus has arrived.

•Quotes Warren Buffet saying we should have AAA.

•Says “markets agree” we should have AAA.

•Markets continue to reaffirm our credit worthiness.

•Calls for tax hikes to lower deficit.

•Will layout a plan “in coming weeks” to lower deficit.

•Claims 1 million fewer jobs unless unemployment benefits extended.

•Wants more stimulus spending to create jobs.

•“No matter what some agency says we will always be a AAA country”

•Respect to SEALs lost over the weekend.

Thanks to Weasel Zippers

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