"AND THEY'RE ALL MEMBERS OF A WORLD-WIDE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT
Can you believe what's going on in the world? Rioting taking place because people are sick and tired of being poor and not being taken care of by their own government.
Well, it isn't exactly this. Appearantly it's the Tea Party causing the problems. Reuters has reported that Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann along with Rand Paul and Marco Rubio have been seen simultaneously in Paris, London, Madrid and Mogadishu. Why, it's almost as if they have super powers. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Watters and Michael Moore warned that the world was being terrorised and taken hostage by the Tea Party.
Palin has been seen forcing Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey down the throats of members of England's House of Commons until they puked their scones.
Bachmann, Newsweek's "Women of Rage" terrorised members of Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood on the streets of Cairo by 'lookin good'.
Rubio, went to Havana, his ancestral home, and frustrated Fidel Castro by leading a "March on Havana". Rubio convinced all Cubans to pile their Cohibas in every town square and to light a fire for freedom; Tea Party style.
Rand Paul stayed in the Senate, cornered Harry Reid and decked him like Ali did to Frasier.
Bring it on, Rand. You da' man!
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