Yes, I Am A Terrorist

Gotta tell the truth on this one. 29% of the American people think members of the TEA Party are terrorists. I'm one of those people who is holding America hostage. I'm a terrorist. All you have to do is ask Dumbocrats in congress and they'll verify my disloyalty. Oh, just to further rankle the Left, I'm a member of the 9-12 Project. We don't have loyalty cards or membership drives. Actually, we aren't even recognized as a legitimate political party. We just are. Gosh, I feel good about this, you know, being considered up there with Stalin, Chairman Mao and all the rest.