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You've been waiting for this, I know. A lawyer was on Fox's Cavuto Show today speaking about the top ten worst lawsuits of 2013.
I'd like to sit down in a room with some of these morons for, oh, about ten seconds. No, I wouldn't either. I can tell just as much by looking at them in a police line-up. These aren't lawsuits requesting $100. Most of them are asking for millions.
Here they are:
The “Top 10 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2013” are:

1. Inmates’ suit blames a life of crime on beer companies (Idaho)
2. Ohio teacher claims fear of children in suit against district (Ohio)
3. Student kicked off school track team for absences, Dad sues county for $40 million (N.J.)
4. Woman suing over “severe and permanent injuries” still able to complete half-marathon (W.Va.)
5. Lawsuit claims ‘footlong’ sandwiches come up short (N.J.)
6. Grown man sues parents for their “indifference” to his problems (N.Y.)
7. Customer sues restaurant over hostess’ rude comment (W.Va.)
8. Grad student who received free tuition sues school over grade (Pa.)
9. Two years to toss suit from robber who sued shop owner (Ariz.)
10. Man sues Apple for his porn addiction (Tenn.)

More information on these cases and the complete poll results are available here.
http://www.uschamber.com/press/releases/2013/december/us-chamber-identifies-most-ridiculous-lawsuits-2013