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4. We Learned CNN Colluded with the Deep State to Fabricate Russia Collusion Hoax with the help of the traitor, James Clapper. 

Another Reason To Not Vote Mike DeWine In Ohio

The leading gubernatorial candidate in the Ohio governor’s race, Attorney General Mike DeWine, has a long history of voting for mass immigration policies in Congress.

DeWine, who is being challenged by pro-American immigration reformer Mary Taylor, spent his time as a Senator and in Congress throughout the 1990s and 2000s voting for not only a continued flow of 1.5 million legal immigrants to the United States every year, but more legal immigration.

The organization NumbersUSA — which pushes for reductions to immigration to raise the wages of American workers — grades DeWine with a “D” grade for his voting record on the issue, noting that DeWine “usually supports higher immigration, population growth, foreign labor.”

Breitbart

Actor James Woods Has Earned The Right To Blast The Loony Left

James Woods, conservative actor, took after 'what's her name' who blasted Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the D.C. correspondents dinner of a few nights ago. He's a classic when it comes to putting out tweets embarrassing the Left, especially the Hollywood Left. He's earned the right to do so.

"Woods rarely mentions his stellar educational background, but his genius-level IQ (and backbone) makes him a true rarity in Hollywood. When Woods was in high school, he scored a near-perfect SAT score of 1580, and got a perfect 800 on the verbal section.

That earned him admission to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), one of the top universities in the world, and one of the hardest to get into. Moreover, Woods is a certified genius, with an IQ of 184."

Daily Caller

What The Hell Happened To The Catholic Church And When

I understand this because I'm Catholic, a practicing one at that. I taught in Catholic high schools for fifteen years. I number among my many acquaintances many Catholic of which only is a pre-Vatican II priest. In other words, he's against the liberal garbage being spewed from pulpits.

You must understand and I've written this many times before, the Catholic Church's priests and nuns have never had to buy one loaf of bread in their lives, pay and electric bill, monthly rent for pay for the gas the put in their cars. They are oblivious to the real world.

Jihad Watch- As Jihad Watch reported Saturday, “The U.S. Catholic bishops submitted a brief to the Supreme Court declaring that President Donald Trump’s ban on migration from five Muslim countries was ‘blatant religious discrimination.’”

Is it really?

What needs to happen is for Catholics to stop paying the bills. It's the same as we taxpayers should do for Congressman: They're supposed to work for our good, not theirs.

Mass Killing Of School Students Unreported; No Gun Involved

A horrific mass killing occurred at a middle school Friday that left nine students dead and several other injured, but the media has given the tragic story negative coverage.

Why has the media largely shied away from this incredible tragedy? Because it totally undermines and upends their narratives about the most prominent danger young students face in the world today.

For starters, the horrible attack didn’t take place in America, nor was it committed with the type of weapon the liberal media most often frets over. Thus they have decided to ignore the tragedy as much as possible.

Normally the media would provide wall-to-wall coverage of a school attack that left nine students dead, but since the murders occurred in China and the murderer used a knife to do his evil deed, the media can’t rail against the Second Amendment and demand everyone to “do something” about gun control.

Conservative Tribune

Must Be A Liberal

Trump's Re-set

The Homely Woman Who Made Fun Of Sarah Sanders Looks

Liberals including the press are too pitiful to recognize they are as important as a gnat on a rats ass. As you all know he leader of the anti-Sarah Sanders movement at last night's Correspondent's Dinner was a smut talking writer on the Noah Trevor Show, whatever that is, Michelle Wolfe. She took great delight in demeaning Ms. Sanders, Mr. Trump's press secretary for her ugliness among other things.

Well, slap my face and call me the king of the world but Ms. Wolfe, in my view, isn't exactly the type of babe one would show off in a best looking contest. As proof, here she is wearing make-up at last night's event. It's called Coyote Ugly. That''s when you wake up in the morning and she's in your arms. The next step is to gnaw off your arm and get the hell outta there.

Do You Really Want Universal Health Care

Twenty-three month old Alfie Evans was held for nearly a week without care against the will of his parents in a Alder Hey hospital in Liverpool until he died yesterday. He could have been cared for in a Vatican hospital if the British authorities had let him go. 

The British authorities denied him care to avoid his or their suffering. The basic facts of the case are set forth by the BBC and by the Guardian.
Power Line

Say 'Hi' To The Powdersville, S.C. Prom King

Adam Bell is sort of digging himself after his classmates selected him their Prom King. The openly gay kid received kudos from his classmates. Parents, however, weren't too thrilled.
What can I say except he appears to have nice legs.

Please Explain Parole To Me

He murdered 2 cops and a civilian woman. He walks free after forty years.

A convicted cop killer walked out of prison on parole Friday after nearly 40 years behind bars — over the angry protests of police unions and some politicians.

Herman Bell was released from the maximum-security Shawangunk Correctional Facility in upstate Ulster County on Friday around 5 p.m., according to the state prison website.

Bell, 70, was convicted in 1979 of the 1971 murders of Police Officers Joseph Piagentini and Waverly Jones in Harlem. He was also convicted of the 1971 murder of a California cop.

Fox News

And You Want To Send Your Kids To Public Schools

Alabama teacher Chris Burrell was sent home from school by her principal for wearing a shirt with the words “just pray” on the front.

Burrell had picked out the shirt to support 11-year-old Aubreigh Nicholas, who last year was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, but Mobile County Public Schools Superintendent Martha Peek told Fox10 that neither students or teachers are allowed to wear clothes that promote religion or a particular belief system.

“So at the point of looking and seeing ‘pray’ on it, the principal said, can you put on a sweater or something, knowing that there are other people who object to that…we have to be cognizant of everyone’s beliefs or everyone’s thoughts in a public school,” Peek told WALA Fox 10.

Daily Caller

The Father Of American Music Gets The Crap Kicked Out Of Him By Crap

The Marxist Cultural Revolution is alive and well in America, and has claimed another victim. The city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania's iconic monument to native son Stephen Collins Foster, the Antebellum songwriter widely acknowledged as the Father of American Music has been deem offensive and the 117 year old statue removed from public view.

At morning' first light, the 1,000-pound 10-foot-high bronze statue that stood at the entrance to Oakland's Schenley Park for 74 years, moved from its original location near the entrance to Highland Park to prevent vandalism, was remove on orders of the city's cultural commissarpublic art and civic design manager, Yesica Guerra. Never-mind the leading citizens of late 19th century Pittsburgh selected the statue's design and commissioned the noted Italian émigré, sculptor Guiseppe Moretti to create it, and was dedicated with great fanfare in 1900.

Foster, who was born in Pittsburgh on July 4, 1826, wrote more than 200 songs, including such time-honored classics as "Oh Susanna," "Camptown Races" and "Jeanie With the Light Brown Hair." The statue had stirred controversy for years because it depicts Foster standing with a black man playing a banjo at his feet. The hyper-sensitive I'm offended crowd have described it as racist and demeaning to blacks(?) Others have argued that it depicts Foster gaining inspiration from a black musician. While some of Foster's songs contain graphic, derogatory depictions of slaves, he is credited with being among the first musicians to dignify and humanize blacks through his songs. He died at age 37 on Jan. 13, 1864 in New York City, with 38 cents in his pockets.

The city plans to replace the statue with a memorial to black women and has scheduled public meetings to gather suggestions before deciding on a theme. Perhaps a large black granite depiction of Michelle Obama's Ass would satisfy the shit-weasels
Diogenes Middle Finger

Question Of The Day

Why do I miss hearing Billy Idol sing 'White Wedding'? Easy answer. Because it's a classic, that's why.

Bernie's On The March Again

Why Politicians Are Detestable? Look At Ohio

The State of Ohio will have it's primary on May 8 to determine the Democrat and Republican candidates in the November election.

I've always felt life would be much better if the campaigning started a month before the general election. Money would be save by the millions. One can't watch television or listen to the radio without being bombarded with lies.

I live in Ohio's 12th congressional district. It's been solid Republican since Abe Lincoln. We have nine candidates running for one position.  A month ago I attended a two hour  meet the candidates debate.  Three weeks later I received a phone call and for a stupid reason I answered it. I knew what it was political my phone read, elector call. The question posed to me was, "who of the nine candidates would I vote for". It was an easy answer. "Throw 'em all in a barrel and pick one out. They're all the same". CLICK!

I thought everyone would be running away from Donald Trump. Not So. All of these people have the same mantra, 'Conservative, Pro-life, Pro-gun, Build the Wall'.

I have only seen one ad for a Democrat and that's Richard Cordray for governor. He worked in the Obama administration and uses a verbal endorsement from the worst president in the history of this country. Not once have I ever heard a Democrat announce, "I'm a staunch liberal". Sherrod Brown, known socialist, is up for re-election in the Senate. I'd throw a block party if he took it on the chin.

I have one huge, bigger than huge gripe against the two Republican candidates running for Ohio governor. Mike DeWine, now Secretary of State is running for the job. He's the perfect political animal; self-serving. The Columbus Dispatch ran a article on him that made my hair start on fire. In 2006 he had a gross adjusted income of $600,000. But, yet, he's in the 17% tax bracket. Yours truly and his spouse have a combined gross adjusted income of $100K. But, we happen to be in the 25% tax bracket.
Mr. DeWine gave a grand total of $9,000 to charity. What a putz!

There's one other aspect of DeWine's life that should put him to shame. Why is it all pols have to bring up a tragedy in their lives to have us give sympathy? One of their daughters died in a car accident ten years ago. Oh, and that's supposed to make me vote for them? I had a grandson die at birth. It was horrible but I don't running around telling people about it. E.g. "Officer, please don't give me that ticket. My grandson died ten years ago"

DeWine's opponent is the now Lt. Governor, Mary Taylor. The Dispatch ran an in-depth on on her. She had a gross adjusted income in '16 of $100K, the same as we, but she's in the 17% tax bracket. In addition, Ms. Taylor donated $200.00 paltry measly dollars to charity. What the hell! I can spend that much in a nice restaurant in one night.

There's a reason why politicians have a 6% respectability rating. Just look at Ohio.

Yeah, Right

knuckledraggin.com

Donald Trump Just Got Re-Elected

Not since Harry Truman, Dwight Eisenhower, John Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama has a North Korean has crossed the border to meet with a South Korean leader.

Thank you, Donald Trump!

Drinking, Drinking, Drinking And Driving

It isn't often I'm shocked with the daily news but the formerly conservative newspaper, The Columbus Dispatch, ran a story today that blew my mind.

There are 14 million people in the State. It's small in size comparatively speaking; 240 miles east to west and 240 miles north to south.

Anyway, the article in question stated that two-thirds of our citizens, 21 to dead, have received a DUI.

It gets better, or worse, depending on your perspective. There are, in the State of my residence, 1800 of God's souls who have achieved  the dubious distinction of having double digit DUI's.

And finally, and I wish I knew where these people resided(probably down by Kentucky or West Virginia) there are two Buckeyes who have a grand total of 23 DUI's.

I don't think even Otis Campbell of Mayberry could top this number.

A Constitutional Conundrum

We need to get our act together in this country. If you think those who sit on the bench are totally impartial then think again.

Here's a story out the bastion of liberalism, Manhattan in New York City:

"A Manhattan judge ruled Wednesday that there’s nothing “outrageous” about throwing the president’s supporters out of bars — because the law doesn’t protect against political discrimination.

Philadelphia accountant Greg Piatek, 31, was bounced from a West Village watering hole in January 2017, just after Trump took the oath of office, for wearing a “Make America Great Again” cap, according to his lawsuit over the incident."

Where have we heard stories of this nature before? Oh, I remember. How many times have we seen bakers have their stores shut down or sued by lesbians because it was against their religion to bake them wedding cakes? Too many to write about.

Yesterday, in Walkerton, Indiana, a very popular long standing pizzeria was forced to shut down because they wouldn't cater same sex marriages.

These people, the alt-left are despicable. Are you trying to tell me they couldn't find another place to host their bacchanalia?

If I go to Ace Hardware and they don't carry the wench I want to I sue them or do I go to another store?

This is common sense which the Left is clueless about.

Black People Don't Have To Be Democrats

Considering all the hell Democrats have done to Blacks I never did understand why they support the despicable party. I never realized Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton had so much power--the weasels.

Kanye West’s blizzard of tweets supporting President Trump won the support of another major hip hop artist — Chance the Rapper.

Chance, whose real name is Chancelor Jonathan Bennett, retweeted one of Mr. West’s thoughts about not having to agree with Mr. Trump on everything.

Chance then said Mr. West was fine mentally and the hubbub surrounding him was demeaning.

Washington Times

You Never Once Saw A Picture Of Michelle Obama Being Treated this Way

Diogenes Middle Finger

Hillary 'The Crook' Exposed

Why is it when liberals are exposed for graft and corruption the first response for a defense is, "everybody does it" Well, liberals, have a 'lot of splainin' to do' as Desi Arnez would say.

It takes some doing to launder $84 million but Hillary and her cronies tried it except she was found out.

From The Frontier web site I present:

The press continues to feed the dying Russia collusion conspiracy theory, spending Friday’s news cycle regurgitating Democrat talking points from the just-filed Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act lawsuit against the Trump campaign, WikiLeaks, and Russia.

Yet the mainstream media took no notice of last week’s federal court filing that exposes an $84 million money-laundering conspiracy the Democratic National Committee and the Hillary Clinton campaign executed during the 2016 presidential election in violation of federal campaign-finance law.

Egg on my face, MSM. Everybody does it!

"California, Here I Come"

You always hear that the most important factor in real estate is location, location, location, and if you've ever doubted it then just read on. 

A run-down three-bedroom, two-bath home that was condemned after being deemed uninhabitable just sold for more than the asking price. Normally that alone might be surprising, but wait until you find out that the final sale price was a whopping $1.23 million. 

Even with the warning "Home is condemned. Enter at your own risk" on the house, the owners still priced it at a cool mil and wound up getting more than $200k over that. The reason? It's in one of the priciest areas of San Jose, right in the heart of Silicon Valley.  

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David Hogg: The NRA's Biggest Booster

WASHINGTON 

As the student-led March for Our Lives movement captured the nation's attention in the weeks after the Parkland shooting, the other side of the gun control debate enjoyed a banner month of its own.

The National Rifle Association's Political Victory Fund raised $2.4 million from March 1 to March 31, the group's first full month of political fundraising since the nation's deadliest high school shooting on Valentine's Day, according to filings submitted to the Federal Elections Commission. The total is $1.5 million more than the organization raised during the same time period in 2017, when it took in $884,000 in donations, and $1.6 million more than it raised in February 2018.

The $2.4 million haul is the most money raised by the NRA's political arm in one month since June 2003

Miami Herald

Vote For Bernie In '20

Bernie's going to be everyone's hero in 2020, everyone who doesn't pay taxes, anyway. One has to give him credit. He keeps playing the Socialist card.

"Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) is set to announce a federal jobs proposal that would guarantee a job with at least a $15-per-hour wage and health benefits to every adult American “who wants or needs one,” The Washington Post reports".

The Red Cross In Haiti

The American Red Cross spent a quarter of the money people donated after the 2010 Haiti earthquake — or almost $125 million — on its own internal expenses, far more than the charity previously had disclosed, according to a report released Thursday by Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley. 
NPR

If you wish to donate wisely give to the Salvation Army or Catholic Charities.

Growing Up To Be A Man

As the news cycle careens wildly from one "news item" to the next, Larry Elder keeps beating this drum:

The Three Biggest Problems Facing The Black Community:
1) Lack of fathers in the home
2) Lack of fathers in the home3) Lack of fathers in the home

Then, just for good measure, he quotes Denzel Washington:

If the father is not in the home, the boy will find a father in the streets. I saw it in my generation and every generation before me, and every one since. If the streets raise you, then the judge becomes your mother and prison becomes your home. -- Denzel Washington

Ace of Spades

Taxpayer Funded Planned Parenthood To Spend $30 Million Mid-Term Elections

It is appalling that an organization that receives taxpayer money from the government is spending $30 million to directly influence state and federal elections. Planned Parenthood ostensibly follows the law regarding this situation since the money is funneled through the affiliated Planned Parenthood Votes before lining the pockets of politicians. At any rate, the IRS has never been known to give the abortion provider trouble the likes of how it specifically targeted conservative political activist organizations by withholding tax-exempt status.

Thirty million dollars! That's five times what  the non-taxpayer funded NRA has spent in the last six years.
American Patriot

Starbucks: The King Of Double Standards

Kudos for Sheriff David Clarke for reminding us of the double standard practiced by the self-righteous guardians of social justice such as Starbucks, who flagellate themselves in public over the injustice of denying non-paying patrons use of their facilities – patrons who happen to be black:

Not too long ago a Philadelphia Starbucks refused to let a police officer use the restroom telling him it was for paying customers.  Don't remember Starbucks closing 8000 stores for sensitivity training toward police.

The American Thinker.

This Monday It's How I Feel

Maybe because I'm getting old but I go to bed earlier than ever before in my life, around 9 pm. The beauty of it is I toss and turn then stare at the ceiling until 1 am. Left side, back, right side, stomach. What a routine.

At 12:30 I sauntered downstairs and grabbed a handful(actually, it was more than a handful) of almonds and drug my bad knee and pitiful hip upstairs.

It's possible to be asleep and not be asleep. In other words, I never get out of cycle 2 REM.

As for the baby in the picture----"right back at ya' kid"

Hint: Don't Drink And Drive

There are one heck of a lot of Democrats who want 16 year old's to have the right to vote because they're so 'inteligunt'. Take for example a 16 year old from Erie Kansas High school. He stole a a pickup truck, a very nice one, then crashed it through the school's front door and down three hallways before it came to a halt. Damn walls!

The police thought alcohol might have been involved. His classmates, no doubt, were pleased with his actions. School was canceled for two days while the clean up took place.
Wichita Eagle

Place Her In The 'Dumbest Of Dumb' Democrat Category

Charlotte City Council member LaWana Mayfield apologized on the WCNC show "Flashpoint" for "the hurt and pain" due to her social media post about an "alleged plane" in the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

But in the interview, which aired Sunday morning, Mayfield did not say definitively whether she believed the World Trade Center towers fell because they were hit by two jetliners hijacked by terrorists.

Host Ben Thompson asked Mayfield: "Do you believe the planes took down those towers?"

Mayfield responded: "What I believe is that we lost Americans during this event. What I believe is that after this event, our nation identified a segment of our community and said this community is now terrorists. And from that moment, we have been saying 'terrorists, terrorists, terrorists.' " But, she said, "white Americans who have committed mass killings since that time" were not called "terrorists."

Did I mention LaWana is a Black activist

And That's The Story Of Earth Day

MICHAEL BASTASCH

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Here’s an inconvenient truth about a self-described co-founder of Earth Day: he murdered and composted his girlfriend.

Environmental activist and self-proclaimed Earth Day co-founder Ira Einhorn had a dark side. Einhorn was found guilty of murdering his ex-girlfriend and stuffing her “composted” body inside a trunk, NBC News reported in 2011.

After five years of being together, Helen Maddux broke up with Einhorn. Enraged, he threatened to throw Maddux’s belongings onto the street if she didn’t come by to get them. She went to Einhorn’s apartment to retrieve them on Sept. 9, 1977, but was never seen again.

Maddux went missing after going out to the neighborhood co-op to buy tofu and sprouts, Einhorn told police several weeks later. However, 18 months later, authorities searched his apartment after neighbors complained that a “reddish-brown, foul-smelling liquid was leaking from the ceiling directly below Einhorn’s bedroom closet,” NBC News reported.

In the closet, police found Maddux’s “beaten and partially mummified body stuffed into a trunk that had also been packed with Styrofoam, air fresheners and newspapers,” according to NBC News.

Einhorn jumped bail and spent 23 years evading authorities and hiding out all over Europe. Finally, he was caught and extradited to the U.S. from France, where he was put on trial and convicted of murder. He is currently serving a life sentence.

“Taking the stand in his own defense, Einhorn claimed that his ex-girlfriend had been killed by CIA agents who framed him for the crime because he knew too much about the agency’s paranormal military research.” NBC News reported.

Earth Day was created in the spring of 1970 to raise awareness of and take action on the pressing environmental issues of the time. Einhorn was master of ceremonies at the first Earth Day celebration at Fairmount Park in Philadelphia on April 22, 1970. The holiday was Einhorn’s idea and he was responsible for launching it, he still maintains; though most activists credit Wisconsin Sen. Gaylord Nelson instead.

Daily Caller

Cannabis Is A Gateway Drug

Cannabis is responsible for 91 per cent of cases where teenagers end up being treated for drug addiction, shocking new figures reveal.

Supporters of the drug claim it is harmless, but an official report now warns the ‘increased dominance of high-potency herbal cannabis’ – known as skunk – is causing more young people to seek treatment.

The revelation comes amid growing concerns that universities – and even some public schools – are awash with high-strength cannabis and other drugs.

The findings also back up academic research, revealed in The Mail on Sunday over the past three years, that skunk is having a serious detrimental impact on the mental health of the young. At least two studies have shown repeated use triples the risk of psychosis, with sufferers repeatedly experiencing delusional thoughts. Some victims end up taking their own lives.

UK Daily Mail

David Hogg: It's On Your Shoulders

A Parkland Middle School sixth-grader who left campus during the National Student Walkout was killed when he was struck by a vehicle Friday morning on Loop 375 in Northeast El Paso, school district officials said.

The boy, who was 11 years old, was hit by a Ford F-150, which was traveling north on the loop, at 10:27 a.m., police and school district officials said.

He was taken to an area hospital, where he died at about 11:30 a.m., officials said.

The child’s name was not released by police or school officials.

However, a news release from University Medical Center of El Paso identified him as Jonathan Benko and said a memorial fund has been set up by the UMC Foundation for his family.

Weasel Zippers

Hey Dumbass Liberals, Jump On Board

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un announced Friday that his country will be suspending missile testing and closing a nuclear test site, several reports said.

"From April 21, North Korea will stop nuclear tests and launches of intercontinental ballistic missiles," the Korean Central News Agency said, according to Yonhap News. "The North will shut down a nuclear test site in the country's northern side to prove the vow to suspend nuclear test."

Fox News

Guess what? Tomorrows news stories will all be about Stormy Daniels.

R.I.P. Mini-Me

Actor Verne Troyer died Saturday at age 49, TMZ reported. 

Troyer played Mini-Me in the "Austin Powers" movies. Troyer died on Saturday afternoon, his family said in a statement to TMZ. 

The cause of death was not reported. Troyer had been treated for alcohol poisoning earlier this month, according to TMZ. 

Fourteen Boys And Counting

• Massive Michigan family of 13 boys welcomed their fourteenth son Wednesday
• They've decided to name him Finley Sheboygan Schwandt
• Jay Schwandt says it's inspired by a tale his father-in-law told them about a Native American chief who was the father of many boys
• The couple have not yet announced the baby's named. He arrived five days early
• The pair said they are done having children - but mom said 13 would be the last
• The Schwandts live in Rockford, north of Grand Rapids. Their eldest is in his 20s
• UK Daily Mail

Dollar to a doughnut they're Roman Catholic

Pot Is All The Rage With Commie Libs

Like the commie he is, Bernie Sanders likes coercion.  His latest coercive scheme is his new proposed law to punish states that resist marijuana legalization.

So much for laboratory of the states, which is the idea that each state should be free to do what its voters want and let the results speak for themselves.  Bernie doesn't like the laboratory of the states; he's all in for central planning, same as was done by the Soviet Moscow of his honeymoon.

The American Thinker

That'll Solve The Problem

The Democrat controlled Illinois legislature is about to pass a law removing armed police officers from all schools. They will be replaced by therapists. If this has to happen why can't the kiddies have both. Oh yeah, where will these people come up with the money? You already know. Increased taxes.

This bit of nonsensical wisdom follows the plan of two Pennsylvania districts. One school will provide a bucket of rocks in each classroom to throw at gun shooters. Question? Have you ever seen a six year old girl throw anything?

One person came up  with a good idea. Why not supply a teacher with a high powered sling shot? It worked for David as he brought Goliath but the school felt the sling shot was too dangerous.

The second plan, and this has already been implemented is to supply each teacher with a 16" wooden look alike baseball bat. Even the superintendent said the plan(his own)wouldn't work but it would bring ease of mind to the classroom.

Liberalism!

Plastic Pollution In Rivers Worldwide

Hey, where's the Mississippi, Missouri and other rivers in the US polluting. Get this, these ten rivers shown in the map are responsible for 95% of world plastic pollution.

And guess which nations will come to the UN begging for our money to solve their problems. And you thought the Ganges was only polluted with the ashes of those who had achieved room temperature.

The Wit And Wisdom Of Steven Wright

Forward from Big Buff:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ...... But she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

My Best Guess: She's Fat, Ugly And Never Had A Date

Launching a campaign to put an end to cheerleading in the NFL,USA Today columnist Nancy Armour is at it again, using her column for political activism.

For her April 18 column, Armour goes on the attack against the Houston Texans for featuring close-up photos of the team’s cheerleaders and asking fans to “vote for their favorites.”

“Are these action shots of the women that highlight their athletic ability or dance skills? Do they include a list of their qualifications?” Armour asks. “Of course not. They’re headshots. Sorry, head and chest shots. Close-up ones, at that.

“The better to ogle, you know,” the columnist scowls.

Armour goes on to report that cheerleaders from several NFL teams have filed discrimination complaints. She then notes that cheerleaders are subject to serious restrictions on their activities to stay employed.

“The underlying premise of NFL cheerleaders is degrading, presenting women as nothing more than objects to be leered at,” Armour scolds. “With skimpy, suggestive outfits as their “uniform,” their only purpose is to titillate.”

The columnist goes on to call cheerleading “an appalling message to send” and adds, “in this #MeToo era, there’s no longer any place for it. NFL cheerleaders need to go. NBA dance squads and NHL ice girls while we’re at it, too.”

Lena Dunham's College Loses Ridiculous Law Suit

Oberlin college is being accused of unfairly cutting off business to a bakery and stoking boycotts and protests after the arrest of three black students shoplifting at Gibson Bakery. The students pled guilty.

The boycott continued even after police released data showing that there has been no profiling or unfair treatment toward minorities.

This was simply virtue signaling on the part of a progressive college and the entire thing has blown up in their face.They wanted to move the venue for the lawsuit the bakery filed because they’ve read the local papers,  and claim the prevailing winds are dead set against the college. A judge said no.

Democrat Platform, 2020

Hey gang, this is going to be easy to understand. The two top priorities from the DNC for the election of 2020: (1) reparations for Blacks and (2) free college tuition for all.

Why do people vote communism?
Gateway Pundit

Bible To Be Banned In California?

A new California pro-LGBTQ bill that would ban the sale or distribution of materials related to “conversion therapy” easily passed the state’s assembly on Thursday.

CBS News affiliate KOVR reported the final tally was 50-14. Assembly Bill 2943 now heads to the Democrat-controlled Senate.

The bill would make it an unlawful business practice to engage in any “transaction intended to result or that results in the sale or lease of goods or services to any consumer” aimed at “sexual orientation change efforts with an individual.”

According to the Los Angeles Times, “One key part of the debate centers on whether Assembly Bill 2943 would stretch beyond businesses that charge for (conversion) programs and extend to printed documents, even Bibles.”

The Bible clearly teaches that homosexual conduct is a sin and instructs Christians to abstain from it.

Western Journal

School Walkout Against Gun Violence

This Friday at exactly 10 am a national school walkout against gun violence will take place. It's now 10:03 am and I've decided to participate. Just now I walked out of my man cave to the kitchen and poured another cup of coffee.

This That And The Other Thing

Fasten your seat belts. Today's blog piece is about two of my favorite subjects; racism and feminism and personal safety.

By now we're all familiar with the two Black fellas arrested at a Philly Starbucks. According to them they were waiting for a friend. A barista approached them and asked if they wanted to place an order. The lady was given a negative answer so she called the police and had them  arrested. And the flood gates of racism were opened.

I'm certain the liberals have come down on the side of the arrested. And why do I write this? Because most libbies 'feel' and don't think.

Put yourself in the position of these men, the arrest. How many of you would walk into a fast food place, a restaurant, any place of business and park your kiester. I'm sort of guessing one of these mental giants, or grifters, if you prefer owns a smart phone. Couldn't they have used it to text their friend? Couldn't they have sat outside. Starbucks provides tables, chairs and umbrellas. There's a law on the books in  every state to assist owners of small businesses. It's called 'No Loitering'.

If the two guys had been White instead of Black would this have been an issue? Doubtful.

The proof is in the pudding or something like that. Here's a prime example of how worthless is our United States Senate. The esteemed group of 100 passed a bill unanimously today allowing Senate mother's to bring their babies onto the Senate floor during votes. In this case it was to accommodate Sen. Tammy Duckworth(D-Illinois) who gave birth a few months ago. As far as I can speculate on this is the baby might have an eating disorder and only Duckworth's breast milk would suffice.

If this is not the case and you're a die-hard working feminist mom you should be marching to Washington D.C. It seems to me Duckworth could afford a babysitter. What about hubby? Couldn't he take over some of the duties?

Sebastian Gorka was an adviser in the Trump administration and is now frequently seen on Fox offering his opinions. Yesterday, he offered his thoughts on the Border Wall to those who are adamantly against it by asking those naysayers how many of them  lock their doors at night?

I can take this one step further. I not only lock the front door I lock the garage. I was out and about in Columbus, Ohio all day. I stopped at my church to see a priest. I locked my car. I went to the DMV three different times and locked my car(By the way, if you're having a bad day and don't feel good about yourself visit the DMV. You'll instantly feel like Jesus Christ Superstar).
I did the same at Kroger and Target---locked my car. And why do I do this? Well, as my high school football coach, Merle Harris, once told me, MJ, never give your locker number to your best friend. That way you'll never have to be disappointed.

Do you suppose Nancy Pelosi locks her front door at night?

Did You Ever Have That Burning Feeling

Doctors in China say they removed a lighter from a man’s stomach after 20 years. 

 A video recorded at a hospital in Chengdu City shows a camera entering the man’s stomach to find the metal lighter.  The man told doctors he accidentally swallowed it 20 years ago, but he didn’t go to the doctor until recently when he started having stomach aches and other medical problems. Watch

This Is Not A Hillary Photoshop

Breaking News: Hillary new spokesperson for BMW. The only thing missing is a vodka tonic.

If You're A Liberal You'll Love This Re-Creation Of Mama Cass

I don't even want to give her name. She's the Muslim professor at Fresno State who announced on twitter she was happy Mrs. Barbara Bush was dead and wished the same on the rest of the Bush family.

Think what would have happened if a conservative had tweeted the same when Jackie Kennedy passed away. Or, better yet, let's say Al Sharpton of Jesse Jackson bites the dust. The media wouldn't hear a peep. Conservatives aren't mean. Liberals get their jollies out of hatred.

But here's a Muslim, single no doubt sucking off the teats of the California taxpayers joyous that a wonder lady has gone to her maker.

Oh, it was announced this afternoon Fresno State has placed her on a two year suspension. Big whoop! She has tenure and will continue to receive her salary of 200K per year.

Government Regulations----Ptooey!

Forget narcotics. Uncle Sam has a new substance to crack down on: all-natural skim milk.

Food and Drug Administration regulations make it a federal crime for dairy farmers to call all-natural skim milk exactly what it is—skim milk. Instead, the FDA demands that farmers label additive-free skim milk as “imitation milk product,” because, in the FDA’s mind, skim milk just isn’t the real thing.

CNN Uses Barbara Bush's Death To Slam Trump

While discussing Barbara Bush’s legacy on Tuesday evening, CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Jeffrey Toobin could not resist using the opportunity to slam President Donald Trump.

After news broke of Barbara Bush’s passing, Toobin rattled off the “list of adjectives” associated with the former First Lady—“public-service oriented, the honesty, decency”—and asked, “what about the contrast to our current president?”

“I mean this family, whatever else you think of the Bushes, were a family that was wall-to-wall decent… good to people… considerate of others,” Toobin said. “And I’m sorry, I just keep thinking of Donald Trump in the White House who has none of the qualities that the Bushes have. It’s just a sign of how different this country is now than it was not that many years ago.”

Breitbart

Starbucks Is Racist

It's called karma. The company that consistently lambastes Trump for being a racist non-human is now accused of doing the same. There's a Starbucks in Philly who had two Black patrons for doing nothing less than standing around waiting on a friend.

They are now being boycotted and better yet their workers are being required to take sensitivity training.

The racists pigs!

But wait! Could this possibly have been a staged event?

Dems Scream, War On Women"

The Pennsylvania House on Monday passed a bill to ban abortions based on a Down syndrome diagnosis in the fetus.

The GOP-backed bill passed with bipartisan support in a 139-56 vote, according to The Philadelphia Inquirer.

The bill now heads to the Senate for a vote. If it passes, it will face Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf, who opposes the bill and would be expected to veto it, according to the paper. Wolf also vetoed a 20-week abortion ban in December.

The Hill

Have You Seen This Man

This sketch is the man Stormy Daniels claimed to threaten her if she didn't leave Trump alone. I watched her on TV today explaining the perceived threat. She was dressed in a very nice blue dress, a slight bit of cleavage showing and wearing a crucifix on a chain around her neck. Who's her patron saint, Mary Magdalene?

Let's understand something. Daniels has made millions of dollars allowing men to put their penises in places where they might not to go while being filmed.

She lets strangers use her as they please. If I tried to do some of the tricks she allows The Queen would place a mini-guillotine around 'you know what' and perform a Lorena Bobbitt on me.

Why does this slut have credibility, anyway? Oh, I know, it fits the news cycle. Forget about Syria, Russia, Iran, tax cuts, increased wages for the American worker, an unemployment rate of 6% ofr Blacks and Hispanics, the lowest since 1973. Don't think about why ISIS might really be the JayVee
team.

So, who is this guy in the sketch? I don't know. Could be it's one of 10,000 who have poked their dong into the porn queen. And if you wonder if The Storm has an ulterior motive she now charges 75K to do her strip number. It could be worse. What if Joy Behar was in her position?

Actor James Woods Lays It On The Line

James Woods, conservative actor, wants proof from anyone who ever saw Obama on the campus of Columbia.

Gateway Pundit

So Much For Camera Hogg's Boycott

Fox News host Laura Ingraham´s viewership has gone up by 20 percent since gun control activist David Hogg ini tiated a boycott of her advertisers late last month. Hogg went after "Ingraham Angle" advertisers on March 29, and that week Ingraham´s ratings had averaged about 2.23 million, but last week she returned from vacation and her ratings climbed to around 2.7 million, NewsBusters reported. 


Oh, after a brief pulling of it's advertising Ace Hardware has rescinded it's non-advertising policy with Ingraham's show.

Esports Is The New High School Football

Go ahead, call me a negative skeptic. Old age has it's privileges and for one who has lived through the
50's, 60', 70's, 80's--oh heck, all the way to the present I feel I have the right to laugh at what I think is ridiculous whenever I desire.y
In reading an article in the Quad-City Times yesterday I chocked on my first cup of java. There's a high school near the Iowa-Illinois line named Orion that has a competitive high school team in a league called Esports.

If I understand it correctly it has a competitive team. It, the team, is composed of players who compete with other high schools to win action games on the computer. Seriously, it's the rage.

Better yet, I read in the QC Times that St. Ambrose University in Davenport, Iowa also has a team and they are offering scholarships to bring in kids to fill out their squad. Don't believe me? Then go to DuckDuckGo and type in 'esports' The article also state withing ten years this 'sport' will  be the rage in all Division I schools.

Naturally, being the jerk wad that I am I'm having visions of these teams sitting on front of computers  for hours on end with the body frames of Fatty Arbuckle. As for their cheerleaders-----I don't even want to go there.

"Esports, Esports, sis, boom, bah! All in favor of big butts rah, rah, rah"