Sunday, May 6, 2018

National No Diet Day

According to the 'Miami Marauder' today is National No Diet Day. Weird, huh? I thought everyday was that.

If it is on this day, and I have no reason to not doubt 'The Marauder' the pig out, everyone. Personally, I've always thought it was 363 days that fell into this category.

Be that as it is go out and put your face in a vat of melted chocolate. Suck down a turkey leg, bones, gristle and meat combined. Buy a half gallon of ice cream, place in bowl along with marshmellows, hot fudge, bananas, nuts and enjoy.

Puke at your hearts content.

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