Listening to the news this morning and one feature caught my attention. Vegas is making book on all things "Obama"; how long his inaugural speech will last, if he'll announce his favorite for a Super Bowl win, when the economy will turn around, etc., an entire cornucopia of possible winner take all bets.
One of the betting lines was whether or not he would become a father again while in the White House. You know by now, after reading my posts, how my mind works. If O-Man really, really wanted to solidify his base he could get Michelle pregnant and announce it to his favorite news media, MSNBC. This would be the biggest event in two thousand years. Think of the news stories, TV cameras, movies, documentaties not to mention books. The government would have to add an an entire room to the Library of Congress. I hope it's a little boy. Baby boys are nice. My wife and I raised two of them. Barry could take the little guy to see his beloved White Sox. They could play football together in the back yard. He could tell him the downside of smoking. His sisters would watch out for him as he grew to manhood. Surely, the press would follow his antics as the years fly by. Why, Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews could speculate on when he would run for President. Is there a possibility we could change the Constitution to allow Barack II to be President after he graduated from high school? I have this thrill running up my leg thinking about it.* Wouldn't this be wonderful. The media could jazz this up to be the exact opposite of Sarah's pregnancy; real not fake. The Messiah's wife would be giving birth to Messiah II. The economy for the media would be 'resurrected'. The NY times, LA Times, Minneapolis Star Tribune, all those publications in bankruptcy or near bankruptcy would have their coffers filled by excited daily readers all hoping for a picture of Michelle's bulging tummy. The Obama's could stretch this entire scenario out for the length of the pregnancy. The possibilities are endless. The Star, National Enquirer, all of them, forever money makers.
Recall how I mentioned "O" would solidify his base? Picture this: Michelle in the delivery room, feet in the stirrups. Klieg lights all around. It looks like Academy Awards night. The little Obama girls are seen peering into the delivery room. All is ready for the big event when Barack Hussein Obama makes this announcement to the world; "I can't have my wife be punished with a baby for the rest of her life" And you know what's going to happen next. "Quick! Someone turn off the cameras. This could get real messy!"
Remember what occurred after Clinton's go round with Monica? Junior High kids found a certain act very popular and more than acceptable. After the Obama near birth, Planned Parenthood would need to expand to meet the demand and the Left stays in love with their guy.
Place your bets!
* credit Chris Matthews
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