Monday, January 11, 2010

What's His Name?


Are you having as much trouble pronouncing the name of the latest terrorist bomber guy as I. You know, what's his name who failed to ignite his skivvies in Detroit. You'd think the kid would at least have had the common courtesy to change his name to someone like, say, Richard Reed. aka, 'The Shoe Bomber". I'm not making joke but the site of RR does not qualify him for the Albert Einstein Award. Where the heck is he, anyway, Gitmo?
Everybody repeat after me: U-m-a-r: f-a-r-o-u-k: a-b-d-u-l-m-u-t-a-l-l-a-b(pant pant). Yep! This is the poor schlep who has been duped by Al Qaeda into thinking the 72 virgins were on the Delta runway. It's too bad. He's sort of a good looking kid. Reed, on the other hand?

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