Friday, February 4, 2011

Are You An Islamic Fundamentalist


From BigFurHat:

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may already be an Islamic Fundamentalist

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may already be an Islamic Fundamentalist

If you have more wives than teeth.
You may already be an Islamic Fundamentalist

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may already be an Islamic Fundamentalist

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may already be an Islamic Fundamentalist

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may already be an Islamic Fundamentalist

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