Everyone knows about the ship that ran aground and, sadly, the loss of life involved. Now it's revealed that the ships captain was one of the first to 'jump ship'. But he's come up with the all-time best excuse ever for doing so; he tripped and fell into a life boat as it was being lowered.
If I ever come home at 3 a.m., tipsy and with a bimbo on my arm, I want this guy with me to explain to Lizzie what happened.
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