For Golfers Only

 An American citizen is vacationing on his own in Ireland. He decides to play a round and is paired with three locals.

He takes a few practice swings, steps up to the 1st tee, and proceeds to hook the ball out of bounds. He shakes his head, reaches in his pocket, and re-tees another ball. He tells his playing partners that he is taking a Mulligan. He pounds one down the center of the fairway.

With a big smile, he asks the others: “In the States, we call that a Mulligan. What do you call it here in Ireland?”

After a moment of silence, one of the locals replies: “Hitting three.”