DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - "Authorities say a Des Moines woman has been assaulted with a bratwurst at her home. Sixty-three-year-old Connie Jones told police that on Monday night she got into an argument with 31-year-old Tajuana Banks. Jones said Banks yelled profanities at her, then picked up a bratwurst and threw it at her. It struck Jones' chest. A police report said there were grease marks on Jones' clothing".
Lots and lots of questions here. What kind of bratwurst was it? Did the police run DNA tests on the accused brat to make certain it was the one that soiled the clothes? Was there accompanying catsup and mustard on said brat?
Who is the biggest idiot, Connie Jones or Tajuana Banks, the police or taking the call or the Associated Press, or MJ Hawkeye for giving this non-story literary space?
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