Have you ever really watched a Cialis or Viagra TV commercial? I don't mean 'watched watched'. What I mean is concentrated on what was being said and looking at the actors like they were super heroes.
First off, the actors are about thirty-nine years old. The women have bods that would get a ninety year old man to think thoughts he had in the 1930's. These men are rugged, handsome, virile. You'll see them in a fishing boat hauling in tuna that weigh as much as a sperm whale. One of the commercials shows a guy driving a wagon being pulled by horses. They head out for his barn. This is when I get scared and the brain goes into overdrive. There isn't one single female(woman) in the ad; just a guy and his horses. Stop it you guys. I know you think I'm thinking what you're thinking--and I was.
Now for the problem. Listen to the side effects. They're enough to scare Batman ; sweating, indigestion, cramps, leprosy, hammer toes, etc. etc. etc. Then the big finale: ANNOUNCER: "If you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours consult your physician". Ladies and Gentleman. If I have an erection that lasts over four hours I'll take out an ad on all of our TV affiliates, pay to have banner headlines in the Columbus Dispatch above the fold and change my name to Johnny Wad.
If the makers of these drugs had any courage and faith in their product they'd hire a female that looks like Marjorie Main. Then we'll find out the real story about these side effects.
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