This N' That

Sad news out of the Columbus Zoo. A Rhino died. Sad news to some but not me. That's one less middlin' Republican to worry about.
Lizzie told me that Cheetah from the Tarzan movies with Johnny Weissmeuller films died. Can this be possible? If so, I hope I have his genes.
Word to the wise: when delivering airport luggage never, under any circumstances, deliver a bag to the wrong home. It's embarrassing to go to the next customer empty handed then to have to back track for three hours. Unfortunately, this event occurred at 9 PM and an irresponsible person ended his shift getting home at 4AM the next day. Can you say, "Bozo"?
Is it me or do liberals only speak in 'sound bites'? For instance, they use phrases without an explanation. You'll be in a room and all you hear is, "pay their fair share". That's it, there's nothing else. I'll use a woman in the next scenario because I can. Do you remember these gems from ten years ago: "Bush-Cheney-Big Oil", "War for oil", and my very favorite, "Halliburton". There's no subject, verb or object, just "Halliburton". Okay, if we had a war for oil in Iraq and now we're out of there, where's the oil. Better yet, why did we leave all of our armaments over there? If Iraq was a "War for Oil" what is Afghanistan, a "War for Rocks"?
Do you know that when Bush left office in '09 there were 25,000 soldiers in and around Kabul? Now there are 100,000 but I don't hear the Dems calling for a pull-out. And where are the Hippies screaming, "No More War"? I know where they are. They're on 'Occupying' streets pooping on police cars.
Do we still have boots on the ground in Uganda?
Did you read that The Emperor wants to raise the debt limit to $16.2 trillion? This is the same guy who called President Bush unpatriotic for raising the debt limit $3 trillion in 2008. Are you aware that we spent $1 trillion dollars in Iraq---total? This war spending/debt limit thing might give us a good comparison as to what's going on in D.C.
There is nothing better in the world than having a biopsy report returned with the word, 'negative' on the form.
Excitement is planning a trip with Lizzie to Alaska riding the rails and a cruising in and around the state.
Ron Paul said we wouldn't have a major war in one hundred years. What does he know and when did he know it? If I was going to drop a nuclear bomb one of my major targets would be Iowa: corn, soy beans, cattle and hogs---all food sources Kaput!
Buying a computer two months ago and filling with all the anti-viral updates available gives one great peace of mind. Having that same computer come down with a viral disease greater than ever seen during the Middle Ages takes away that peace of mind. When the same computer company tells you they can fix it for $100 this brings on unimaginable anger. Having damage insurance that cost $200 and telling the computer company to go get a hammer because that newly purchased computer is going to have the ever lovin' crap beat out of it is a promise yet fulfilled. When the service man tells you it can be fixed for free, well, that's priceless!