Monday, March 12, 2012

Say Good-Bye To Paternity Suits

"I am a professional young man in his 20′s. I just met this girl and she is quite attractive. We meet to have a few drinks. One thing leads to another and, well, you know. We talk a few times after that but it just doesn’t seem to be working, so I don’t call her back anymore.
A few weeks later she calls me at work and says we need to talk. “What for?”
“Just meet me.”
I met her at Starbucks’s after work and she looks like she might have been crying. After an awkward hug and a kiss, we sit down with our drinks and then blammo…

“I am pregnant.”

Now that I have your attention keep reading. This is when the story gets extremely tantalizing, especially if you happen to be a man.

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