Have Ya' Heard The News/

Vetting a president is such a wonderful thing. When he vets himself it's even better. Obama was talking with author David Maraniss about his book(probably written by Bill Ayers) in which he spoke of college girlfriends. The admission is out. According to The Emperor these women were a composite i.e. fakes. He made them up. Why, I think we could call him a phony.