Saturday, January 4, 2020

Another Saturday Of Nuthin'

Here it it, the first week of the New Year and it's time for us to all sit back say a big, "Whooo". As it the case D.C. dominates the world and now we're looking at a potential WWIII. I'm kidding, of course.

The Queen asked if we should stock up on water? I asked: "Why, are you planning on being extra thirsty?" I'm sure she was only three quarters serious. Besides, there's a lot of sports to be played before someone would do anything so stupid as drop bombs.

I read an article from a pundit the other day. Its premise was, why do people hate so much they would kill in this age in which we live.

It got me to thinking. Why would the Philistines kill so many? Why would God allow continuous wars? The article was almost like no one ever hated or killed on a single or mass basis before 2000. As anyone ever heard of Chairman Mao?

I'm on my yearly diet. It's called the Mediterranean Diet. To me it's like any other one; eat fish and chicken, tons of veggies and fruits and no sugar or bread. It's a gimmick but at least I didn't have to join Jenny Craig or Nutri-System to get started. The most difficult aspect of the entire process is not opening my pie hole after 8 pm. Also, I'm supposed to drink inordinate amounts of water. "Yeah, right. Like I want to make 50 trips to the potty all night long."

Is football, college bowls, NFL over yet? For me it is.

Have a wonderful week.

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