In looking at Weasel Zippers this morning I came across a photo of Michael Moore. It might have been a photoshop since it took up the entire borders. Then it hit me. What are his dimensions? Normally, guys are concerned with the 36-24-36 type but this slob has been in the news for years and I've never received the facts so here we go.
This pitiful excuse for Moby Dick stands six feet tall. That't two inches above average. The weight is another problem. Putting him on an industrial scale, he tops out at 300 lbs. But, that was a year ago. Considering the anguish he's gone through with the Trump election my suspicion is he's added another fifty.