Students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton. They were asked to do a book report and contrast the 2 books. One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
Titanic: Cost = $29.99 Clinton : Cost = $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined. Clinton : Ditto for Monica’s.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : Lets not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica… Ooh, lets not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.