Soda And Contact Lenses

The very ultra liberal California legislature is about to make their state the safest, healthiest in the world.
In a very short time juices and soda will be banned in fast food restaurants serving kid's meals. It appears parents don't know how to raise their kids so the government will do it for them. What next, broccoli and carrots instead of burgers and fries?

Next up on the agenda Gov. Jerry 'Moonbeam' Brown will put his pen to paper outlawing disposable contact lenses, the ones flushed down the toilet or kitchen sink. They are, don't you know, an environmental problem.