Lincoln/Obama Similarities

Thanks for these to my good friend, JR, and iOwnTheWorld:


What do Obama and Lincoln have in common?

Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind.

Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had an IQ of 67.

Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya – before both moved to Illinois.

Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a silly one.

Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.

Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major depression.

Lincoln and Obama were both the first President with a beard.

So, I gave it some thought -

Lincoln’s father was named Thomas – Obama rides a bike like a chick.

Lincoln’s mother was named Nancy – Obama irons his jeans with a crease.

Lincoln was captain in the Illinois Militia - Obama’s feet stink.

Lincoln was a Whig – Obama sits to pee.

Lincoln won re-election in 1864 – Obama has a halting way of speaking that makes me want to shove his head in a toilet and give him a swirly.

Lincoln reunified the states – I turn the channel whenever someone that remotely resembles Obama opens their

I’m done