Thursday, April 12, 2012

Joke Of The Day

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock.

“We’ve never had a liberal in the family before!”

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