Political Levitry 100% Truthful

MJ Hawkeye received a forward this morning from his Central Iowa correspondent the bears repeating. Truer words have never been spoken.

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates .
                        ~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
                        ~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
                        ~Aesop~

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
                        ~Will Rogers~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
                        ~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
                        ~John Quinton~

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
                        ~ Texas Guinan~

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
                        ~Charles de Gaulle~

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
                        ~Doug Larson~

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.
                        ~Will Rogers~

If you want a real friend that you can trust in Washington, get a dog.
                    -     Harry Truman -